Aries: Daily astroslam

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Aries Astro-slam

February 26, 2017

Go out there and get some exercise you lazy lug: you're starting to actually look like that sofa you spend all your time sitting on. Actually, you're not too far from resembling the fat content in that carton of ice cream either.

Daily Astro-slam: other signs

Aries
Aries
Taurus
Taurus
Gemini
Gemini
Cancer
Cancer
Leo
Leo
Virgo
Virgo
Libra
Libra
Scorpio
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Capricorn
Aquarius
Aquarius
Pisces
Pisces