Capricorn: Daily astroslam

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Capricorn Astro-slam

December 26, 2016

Ordinary objects will stage a revolt today. Be on the lookout for sinister toasters, murderous blow dryers and sadistic shoes. Laugh all you want but remember that it's said that mama cass was killed by a ham sandwich.

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